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Stratovarius Drummer Jörg Michael Has Cancer

Jörg MichaelFuck. While I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Stratovarius, I can certainly say I’m no fan of cancer. And I hate hearing about people in the metal world — or in general — being diagnosed with...

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Coroner Confirmed For 70000 Tons Of Metal

CoronerWhat is 70000 Tons of Metal? Why, it’s a cruise featuring a bunch of rad bands, metal heads, booze, weed, and metal chicks both fat and fit. And now, there’s a real serious reason for you to...

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Watch An 8-Year-Old Girl Shred Stratovarius

Zoe shreddingRecent video footage of Zoe Thomson — the 8-year-old guitarist for the Thatcham, United Kingdom-based group The Mini Band — playing to a Stratovarius track has garnered more than 1.5...

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Stratovarius Finish Mastering New Disc

StratovariusAny Stratovarius fans in the house? Anyone? I think maybe I liked one of their records, but I can’t remember. I’m not the biggest melodic metal fan. Either ways, Stratovarius have finished...

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Stratovarius Reveal New Album’s Art, New Tune

NemesisThe new Stratovarius album will be released on February 22 and that there’s the cover art. I like it. There’s boobs and hind. Good times. The new album — Nemesis — will be made available as a...

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Overkill, Masterplan Booked For ProgPower USA

OverkillThat’s right, dude. Overkill, Stratovarius, and Masterplan have been confirmed for next year’s edition of the ProgPower USA festival, which is booked for next September. Jon Oliva’s Pain,...

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Metal In Melbourne: Five Bands You Should Know About

Hybrid NightmaresThe Australian metal scene is probably one of the fastest growing in the world. Don’t quote me on that, but from my vantage point, in Melbourne, we have a thriving metal community with...

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Review: Devin Townsend Project Rocks Rabid Melbourne Crowd

Devin TownsendHey guys, sorry it’s been a while. Just a quick update: I’ve been busy as fuck with university and writing, which I’m sure a lot of you will understand. With final exams coming up, I...

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Review: Stratovarius Hits Australia

StratovariusI only got into Stratovarius very recently, but for me, it was love at first listen. And it was fate that the kings of Finnish power metal would be touring Australia for the first time, and...

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Xander Harrison Looks Back On 2013

The authorSorry for the long absence, guys. I took a holiday to Beijing, and in China I had no access to Facebook and limited access to Google. Since I communicate with Chris via Facebook, it was damn...

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